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𝒜𝓁𝒾𝒸ℯ 𝒞𝓊𝓁𝓁ℯ𝓃 ([personal profile] precognit) wrote2020-04-15 09:20 am

REGAINS | unknown seas

1 - 18. Bucket of Bricks - A plastic bucket with a lid full of small, colorful, interconnecting blocks. The only limit to what you can build is your imagination! No minifigures included.
2 - 30. Rations - Given to Therion
3 - 41. Gummy Fish - Given to Therion
4 - 46. Hand Bra - Who the heck left this in here? It almost seems like it belongs in a whole other world.
5 - Orange Silk Scarf: Something about this expensive silk scarf makes you feel like you’re driving a stolen Porsche.
6 - 19. Stuffed Kangaroo - About a foot tall, and… it’s a kangaroo, what do you want from me?
7 - 54. The Dreaded Knarrevik - An IKEA-branded nightstand! Comes unassembled in-box with the instructions missing. Good luck!
8 - 29. Monopoly - An obscure version of Monopoly based on a cartoon you’ve never heard of called “Eggs n Bacon.” But hey, it’s still Monopoly, everyone’s favorite game for building closer bonds with your friends and family!

1 - 39. Bathrobe - A cheap deep red bathrobe, for when you want to look classy in your study but you just aren’t the kind of person with money for things like “a study” or “books” or “quality fabric.”
2 - Admission Papers: A set of faded forms from the year 1919. They seem to document the admission of a Mary Alice Brandon to a mental asylum in Biloxi, Mississippi.
3 - 35. Labcoat - A standard white labcoat, perfect for cosplaying as The Professor’s secret second assistant who lives in the walls. Oops, spoilers! Pretend I didn’t say anything, okay?
4 - 40. Distinguished Dress - Given to Therion

5 - 17. Mango - A relatively high-quality mango, which might be surprising the longer into this whole thing you get one out of the machine. You could make a religion out of this.

1 - 41. Gummy Fish - Given to Therion

4 - 31. Wizard Hat - A big pointy blue and silver hat! For commanding mystical energies, or maybe just looking like a dork.
5 - 24. Black Lotuss - Oh man, this is like the most expensive trading card in the… hang on now, it’s counterfeit! What a ripoff!
6 - 20. Wooden Flute - Hand-carved and actually really nice. There’s not even really a drawback to this one.

7 - 35. Labcoat - Given to Therion

1 - 16. Marionette - An intricate and complex puppet that either looks creepy or cool, depending on your point of view.
2 - 58. “Almond Flavoring” - A tightly-sealed vial of some kind of powder with a skull and crossbones on it and a very direct warning label informing the reader that it’s Literally Just Cyanide.
3 - 56. Pin-Up Calendar? - A calendar for the year 2015, featuring lurid pictures of… wait, no, those are just normal janitors in full coveralls standing in exotic locations.
4 - 09. Scarf - An incredibly comfortable scarf, if you don’t mind the dull brown color.